Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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