I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't deserve a penis
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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