Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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