it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
They took my balls.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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