oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed đ
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I swear to God if you start calling your dick âmy pegasusâ weâre not friends anymore
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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