Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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