if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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