Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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