Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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