I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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