Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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