STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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