Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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