she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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