This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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