We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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