I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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