He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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