Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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