If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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