I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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