So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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