He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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