Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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