remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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