When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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