Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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