Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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