ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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