I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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