So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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