Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
only if we run a train.
done.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You know, be my cock's hype man.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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