Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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