she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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