every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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