And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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