So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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