i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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