Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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