Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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