dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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