ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
