bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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