I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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