I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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