You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Help. Why am I so naked?
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