What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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