She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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