haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
