that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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