Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's just like the Real World with babies
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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