3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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