As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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