im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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