Don't you send me to vm
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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